My good friend, Grannymar has been practising her ABC’s on her blog and set her readers a challenge. She said, “Pick not one word for each letter, but three that sit well together”.
I’ve had fun mulling over this task all day. In keeping with the theme of this blog, ‘a patient’s perspective on life‘, I decided to base the alphabet on my summer spent in hospital. Here’s what I came up with…
A-Z of being a patient
A’s for A&E, antibiotics and analgesia.
B is the bacteria, blood pressure and breathing.
C’s for cellulitis, colitis and complications.
D is the diagnosis, doctor and dietician.
E’s for ENT, ECG and ESR.
F is the flare-up, fluids and fasting.
G’s for gargle, gastric and gut.
H is the hospital, hygiene and hypertension.
I’s for investigations, IV’s and injections.
J is the junior doctors, joints (sore) and jelly (and ice-cream).
K’s for kidneys, ketosis and being kind.
L is the light-headed, laughter and longing.
M’s for microbiology, medication and meals.
N is the nurse, needles and nausea.
O’s for osteomyelitis, oxygen and operation (and ouch!).
P is the pulse, PICC line and pain.
Q’s for questions, queasy and quiet.
R is the respiration, rest and results.
S’s for scans (CT), syringes and samples.
T is the temperature, tachycardia and tired.
U’s for ulcer, uncomfortable and unwell.
V is the veins, vision and vital (signs).
W’s for ward, wheelchair and WC.
X is the x-ray, Xysal (antihistamine) and Xanax (for anxiety).
Y’s for yawning, feeling yucky and YES ( in response to) “ready for home”?
Z is the Zoton (antacid), Zestril (ACE inhibitor) and Zimmer frame (not needed yet).
Please Missus, I did my best. Do I pass the test?
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“On the day before the operation the nurse should ask the surgeon how he wishes the patient to be prepared. If no specific instructions are given the patient should if possible be kept quiet the previous day: he should take only light food, have a warm bath and an aperient in the evening. On the day of the operation he may, if the operation is not to be performed too early, and with the surgeon’s permission, have a light breakfast of tea, with toast and butter, and, three hours before the operation, a cup of tea or bovril.
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“Madam, – Sheila Gorman (February 19th) notes that last year St James’ Hospital had almost 25,000 “DNAs”. As she explains, a “DNA” is someone who did not attend the hospital for their appointment. They did not call to cancel or postpone and so the hospital’s time was lost.
Therapists at the Stroke Rehabilitation Unit in 
People need not be embarrassed about bowel cancer screening. They are not required to take a stool sample to their doctor nor do they have to undergo a physical examination. They are instead sent a simple FOBT (faecal occult blood test) kit in the post along with step-by-step instructions for completing the test in the privacy of their own home. This involves collecting a small sample from two separate bowel motions and, using a specially designed prepaid envelope, returning the kit to the laboratory for analysis. The test does not diagnose bowel cancer but gives an indication as to whether further investigations are required.


