Pearly Gates

A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and checks him in. St. Peter then says to him, “Look at the time, you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why don’t you get yourself something to eat?”

The doctor goes to the cafeteria and notices the long line. He immediately cuts in at the front, only to hear loud protests. “I’m a doctor” he says, “I’m a busy man, I don’t have time to wait in line.”

The others say, “You’re in heaven now, we’re all the same here, get to the back of the line and wait your turn!”

A few weeks later, waiting patiently in line for lunch, the doctor notices a man come dashing in wearing scrubs and a lab coat, stethoscope around his neck. He butts in at the head of the line and no one utters a peep.

“Hey,” the doctor says to the guy in front of him, “Who does that guy think he is?”

“Oh, that’s God,” says the guy, “He likes to play doctor.”

6 Responses to Pearly Gates

  1. Baino says:

    Haha . . very good!

  2. LMAO! Oh that’s brilliant, Steph!
    You’re so right, laughter is the very best medicine!

  3. Steph says:

    Glad you enjoyed it, folks.

    We could do with a bit more laughter around here and it’s all the better when it’s at the docs expense. I hope I’ll be forgiven! 😉

  4. Steph says:

    Glad to see you enjoyed it too, Lottie

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