Q: What creatures worry about their weight?
A: Fish – they never go anywhere without their scales!
Q: What did the sea say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved!
Q: What do you get when three good friends come together on Christmas morning?
A: A dip in the Irish sea!
My daughter, Poppy (in pink shorts) thawing out after a swim with friends this morning.
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