This one’s for Paddy.
Three old guys are talking about the problems of growing old.
“I have to stand there forever to get my pee going.”
“Yeah,” says another. “And I’m always constipated, it’s pitiful.”
Third guy says, “Well, with me it’s just like clockwork: every morning at 6 am, I urinate; at 7, I have a nice bowel movement, and around 8, I wake up.”
Roll-on retirement, Paddy!
Biopsy Report 
Eeeeuww . .shoot me . .or Paddy which ever does it first.
Oh …. go for Baino first! …. but aim well Steph. We don’t want any mistakes!!
Baino and Paddy – Hang on a minute! I was relying on you guys to shoot me when I get to that stage. Both my mother and M-I-L are bed-bound/in nappies these days and it is pitiful. When I reach the stage where my dignity is denied, I’d like someone kind to pull the plug.
But do remember, that although growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
Annb – I like it! 😀
Snort, guffaw! 🙂
There’s a wee something for you over at my place and no, it’s not something Paddy did! 😉
AV – I held my nose just in case, to go over to your place 😉 and boy! did I get a nice surprise! Thank you so much. I shall wear it with pride 😀
Hey! You people out there…it’s not that bad…is it?
Annb…I know that quote..here’s another…Those who take the longest to grow up make the best adults.
That’s my excuse!!!
You can grow up all you want…
I’m growing down 😦
No piddle puddles from me……. yet! 😉
Magpie – I like your excuse. It fits me well! 😀
Grannymar – In that case, we should pass each other shortly 😆
Welcome back! I missed you popping in and out to keep me on my toes. Meet anyone nice on your travels? 😉