Problems of Ageing

This one’s for Paddy.

old-fellasThree old guys are talking about the problems of growing old.

I have to stand there forever to get my pee going.”

Yeah,” says another. “And I’m always constipated, it’s pitiful.

Third guy says, “Well, with me it’s just like clockwork: every morning at 6 am, I urinate; at 7, I have a nice bowel movement, and around 8, I wake up.”

Roll-on retirement, Paddy!

10 Responses to Problems of Ageing

  1. Baino says:

    Eeeeuww . .shoot me . .or Paddy which ever does it first.

  2. Oh …. go for Baino first! …. but aim well Steph. We don’t want any mistakes!!

  3. Steph says:

    Baino and Paddy – Hang on a minute! I was relying on you guys to shoot me when I get to that stage. Both my mother and M-I-L are bed-bound/in nappies these days and it is pitiful. When I reach the stage where my dignity is denied, I’d like someone kind to pull the plug.

  4. Annb says:

    But do remember, that although growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.

  5. Steph says:

    Annb – I like it! 😀

  6. Snort, guffaw! 🙂

    There’s a wee something for you over at my place and no, it’s not something Paddy did! 😉

  7. Steph says:

    AV – I held my nose just in case, to go over to your place 😉 and boy! did I get a nice surprise! Thank you so much. I shall wear it with pride 😀

  8. magpie11 says:

    Hey! You people out there…it’s not that bad…is it?

    Annb…I know that quote..here’s another…Those who take the longest to grow up make the best adults.
    That’s my excuse!!!

  9. Grannymar says:

    You can grow up all you want…

    I’m growing down 😦

    No piddle puddles from me……. yet! 😉

  10. Steph says:

    Magpie – I like your excuse. It fits me well! 😀

    Grannymar – In that case, we should pass each other shortly 😆

    Welcome back! I missed you popping in and out to keep me on my toes. Meet anyone nice on your travels? 😉

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