This one’s for Paddy.
Three old guys are talking about the problems of growing old.
“I have to stand there forever to get my pee going.”
“Yeah,” says another. “And I’m always constipated, it’s pitiful.”
Third guy says, “Well, with me it’s just like clockwork: every morning at 6 am, I urinate; at 7, I have a nice bowel movement, and around 8, I wake up.”
Roll-on retirement, Paddy!