I phoned the insurance company this morning, as instructed, for news on my application for ‘prior approval’ for surgery.
The lady in customer services checked my file on the computer, and said… “We need 5 working days to process your application.”
I replied that the application was submitted by fax last Wednesday morning (marked URGENT) and that this was now Day 5.
I was asked to hold the line.
After a long wait while she contacted the claims department, I was told… “Sorry, there’s no update on your application.”
I, again, explained that the surgery is due to take place this Friday, that the surgeon is booked, the hospital bed is booked, the flights are booked, the hotel is booked and that I’m due to travel to Nottingham in less than 48 hours time!
A long silence ensued.
Finally, the reply came… “You could try phoning again, this afternoon.”
“When you need us, we’re there” Grrrrrr!
With thanks to Grannymar for keeping me smiling…
SENIOR HEALTH CARE SOLUTION
So you’re a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 Senior Government Officials.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!