Kitty Heaven

This is for Geri Atric and achelois.

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You’ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.”

The cat says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.”

God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.

The mice said, “All our lives we’ve had to run. We’ve been chased by cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.”

God says, “Say no more.” And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, “How are you doing? Are you happy here?”

The cat yawns and stretches and says…

“Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life! And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”

9 Responses to Kitty Heaven

  1. Achelois says:

    Thank you Steph.

  2. Cousin Nancy says:

    What a funny story. I fell off my chair at that last line….Thanks for my best laugh in a long time.

    Meow…….

  3. Baino says:

    Haha . . nothing else. Just hahahah!

  4. Steph says:

    Glad you enjoyed it folks!

    It’s called laughter therapy :mrgreen:

  5. Geri Atric says:

    LOL!!! That’s great! Thanks Steph.

  6. Annb says:

    It’s the way you tell ’em Steph! That was a treat!

  7. Steph says:

    Did you know that…

    “A wagging tail doesn’t mean a cat is friendly or happy to see you. In fact, it means quite the opposite. Angry cats usually vigorously swish or wag their tails when they are irritated. This is a warning sign that a cat is ready and willing to attack, so always treat wagging tails with caution” 😯

    Thanks for visiting!

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