Thank God

March 1, 2009

A man suffered a heart attack and had open heart surgery. He was awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the hospital.  As he was recovering, a nun asked about how he was going to pay for his care.  He was asked if he had health insurance.

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance”.

Then he was asked if he had money in the bank.

“No money in the bank”.

Finally, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”

He said, “I have only a spinster sister who is a nun”.

The nun got a little perturbed and announced “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God”.

The patient replied, “Well then, send the bill to my brother-in-law”.